Monday, April 20, 2009

One Turkey of a Honeymoon

"She was so excited she teared up," the groom said.And wouldn't you?

Bruce and Rene Thompson of Louisville, Tennessee, dated for roughly a year-and-a-half, trying such things as turkey hunting, deep sea fishing, deer hunting, her first hunt for shed antlers, and finally decided to get married.

They went to Jamaica for the wedding, which is good, then came back to East Tennessee in time for opening day of turkey season. Which is bad.

Turkey hunting as the honeymoon is a sign the Apocalypse is overdue.

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