Dad, perhaps your hope for the apocalypse has finally come true.
Recently, as we learned at EL, there has been an epidemic of Swine Flu in Israel, Canada, Mexico, and many other places. The United States seems to be one of the few places where it is not hitting hard, though, so don't worry. However, many fear that this will be the biggest pandemic since smallpox.
My friends, who have teased me so long about how terrible it is fro me that I can't eat bacon, now call me lucky.
That, to me, is the biggest indication that something is very wrong.
Swine Flu mostly affects those with weak immune systems, such as very young children and the elderly.
I am a twelve-year-old non-pig eater, so I'm not too worried about it.
Are you?
Monday, April 27, 2009
The Apocalypse...with a side of Bacon?!?
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Let us try that, again.First, there is swine flu in the States, even in our state.
ReplyDeleteSecond, you can catch it without eating treif, so wash your hands often and quit wiping your nose on your sleeve.
Third, don't forget to read the funny Dry Bones comics on the topic.