So, Isaiah has been talking lately about how cool it would be to have a video (or computer) game about him. He says he'd call it "Isaiah Coleman's Cool Game for Attractive People" (a name which definitely does NOT have anything to do with one of our favorite computer games, "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People".)
At first, I thought it would be pretty cool, too.
Then I thought about what it would actually be like.
At the beginning of the game, you have to go to my shelf and grab a book. Then you would walk to the bedroom and click, "use BOOK with ISAAC on BED."
The next 5-and-a-half hours of the game would be me...reading. And sometimes going to the bathroom.
Then, if you wait for 5-and-a-half hours, there would be more stuff you have to do. You have to walk to the kitchen, and perform the action, "use ISAAC'S RIGHT HAND with FORK on FOOD."
Then an hour of eating and pleasant conversation.
Then sleeping for 10 hours.
Then you win.
The sequel would have the unbelievable excitement of going to school.
Unbelievably BORING UN-excitement!
I mean, I don't really mind going to school, and my teacher's awesome and fun, but it's not video game material.
So, I guess my video game won't be coming out for a while.
But check out this pixelated box art!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
I, Video Game?
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