The world has waited long enough; Apocalypse must come before the remake of "The Three Stooges".
The remake will be produced by the creators of such comedy classics as Osmosis Jones, Me, Myself & Irene, and Kingpin, not to mention Say It Isn't So.
Sean Penn is set to play Larry and Benicio Del Toro is being considered to play Moe. Jim Carrey is in negotiations to play Curly; he plans to gain 40 pounds, but we have not heard if he plans to die during filming, as Curly and Shemp Howard did. Larry Fine also suffered a stroke while filming. Maybe the remake will die early, too.
There is no word, yet, on who will play fake Shemp.
Listen, if two out of three Stooges couldn't make it work, what makes the Farrelly brothers think they have a chance?
Thursday, March 26, 2009
We Want the Apocalypse
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