Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Sign the Apocalypse Is Overdue # 12,719

Nosefrida"The Nosefrida," the Cool Tools website assures us, "Is a remarkably effective tool for sucking snot out of a kid's nose."

It certainly is remarkable, since it consists of a flexible plastic tube with a mouthpiece on one end and a snot-collection chamber on the other. Remarkable You put the mouthpiece in your mouth, press the open end of the snot-collection chamber against your kid's nostril, and, according to the website, suck.

Note the use of the second person in the preceding, as there is no chance that I am going to suck any child's snot through a tube.

If you want more exciting info, check out the product's FAQ. You will especially enjoy the photos of happy mothers and children.

You may also want to note that Nosefrida is now available in select retail locations (A complete list can be found here). However, I urge you to consider that this does not make the perfect holiday gift.

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