Thursday, October 9, 2008

The O.J. Defense

A Des Moines burglar has challenged his victim to fight; winner takes all.

Seymour Gray, 66, of the 1100 block of 13th Street in Des Moines, told officers a man broke into his house last week and took two laptop computers, a desktop computer, a fax machine, VCR and some tools.

Gray said he knows who did it. He added that the man called one of his relatives and admitted taking the items from the house.

Police said in a report that the thief will give the property back only if the Gray challenges him to a fight. The alleged thief told police whoever wins would get the stuff.

The burglar has a 10-year age advantage. But that still puts him in his mid 50s, proving that you are never too old to be a bully.

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